Conversations With Big Brained Bud

 
 

Bud: "How does Maggie function with such a small brain?"

Me: "What the hell is wrong with you?"

Bud: "Im just saying... humans have huge brains and yet I barely get by every day"

Me: "Wow... profound"...as I watch Maggie clean her own ass
 
 
Damn I love that dog kid

Happy Holidays From the Crazies 2011

I'm not one for Christmas cards, at least not conventional ones. Don't get me wrong, at one time I was the Christmas Card queen, spending hours looking for just the right blend of funny along with a good picture.  But as the years pass, I have become lazy caught up with more important things like T.V.... errr giving to the poor.  I'm not going to jot down insignificant facts in a boring letter about what we have been up to this year. Not gonna brag about my weight loss, Duke's hair loss, or the boys brain loss... NOPE... not gonna do it in this post (I will save it for next weeks).

Instead...

My camera wielding sister took this great shot of me and "the boys".  It about sums it all up.

Happy Holidays Everyone! 




Sunday Night...

That dreaded time of the week when everyone is pissed because the laundry is piled to the ceiling, procrastinated homework is being done, we are all so sick of each other and yet the elephant in the room is that we all know we have to return to the daily grind the next day. 

It just isn't Sunday unless someone is in tears or another has threatened to run away<----usually Chief.

I wonder if the pioneers had to go through this...


What's Bud Snortin?

Yah Yah... I've been gone for a while

Whats it to ya?

Guess what I've been up to?


Guess yet?



Nothin'...

'cept trying to keep a 15 year old from inflicting any more damage to his brain than the hormones have already caused.

As some of you may remember, I don't live in a place where you can't grab a board and go surfing so we have places that have indoor surfing arenas.  I know, I know.. sounds stupid.  Bud insisted he go try this with his buddies and I totally advised him against it.  I mean, he didn't inherit any grace from me or his dad I can promise you that.


But....



He didn't listen....


Im glad he wore a t-shirt or we may have needed to get him nipple transplants.  On the bright side, there was no need to use a neti-pot for his clogged sinuses that night.