Stick it to Supah Tuesday.. My thighs are burnin'


































It's not always necessary to reach out and touch the ones you love when the middle finger will do... -Chief


all photos by Ellen Degeneres?

55 crazy comments. I'm still waiting for yours!:

Margaret said...

I hate bully's I was bullyed all through school and lets just say it totally sucked ass.

SupahMommy said...

oh that bully STILL!! AUNTY SUPAH IS ON IT.. im starting to walk!!
i'll be there in afew months.


and ellen.. could you have found a scurry pic?

xoxox
enjoy your time off... don't miss me.

Noelle said...

a bully?! ugh...i hate them and it usually does no good to talk the bully's parents because usually they're bullies, too! i love your post-it!

Lisa said...

I hate bullys! My youngest had a girl bullying her on the bus, I told her if she did it again to knock her upside the head with her trapper keeper. My oldest told the girl what I said and the wench never bothered my baby again. Kelly was in kindergarten and the girl was in 4th grade!

I heart Ellen! ....and AI.

Erin said...

Bullies suck. I was bullied in elementary school & junior high. Wish I'd had the balls to stand up to those beeeatches.

Kmama said...

Way to go on the 2 lb loss!!

And if you think you like diet coke, have you tried coke zero? Mmm! Yummy.

LOL at that pic of Ellen!

Heather @ Two Little Monkeys said...

Hate bullies! The best thing about my son's school is zero tolerance with bullies. And they do kick the bullies out of school! Congrats on the weight loss!

Amber said...

yay congrats on the 2lbs!

I <3 Ellen!

Steven Anthony said...

you are rocking the wieght loss lady...great job;)

as always you have cracked me up;)

Evonne said...

The ass midget is goin down! Congrats!

Ellen really jumps out at you there! I love her, but that's a little scary!

singedwingangel said...

You go on the weight loss gf.. I am getting Wii fit and the balance coard along with biggest loser game tomorrow .. soo I can cuss at Jillian while I lose this stuff.. bullies bite big green donkey butt's .. slap em for me will ya Supah. OR Supah could catch him I could lay hands on him and his parents and not in a prayerful way either... ya know I can sometimes forget I am saved...as Steve Harvey says.. " I ain't there yet"

Desert Rose said...

Love your note to the fekken bully.

Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

I heart you.

You make grasshoppa smile :)

Melissa said...

Nice job with the ass midget...and I'm so glad you've joined the dark side (diet coke). I knew we were kindred spirits.

Barbaloot said...

Don't worry-you only have to wait four weeks to the next long weekend! Hope you survive till then.

I'm jealous of your weight loss!

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Oh snap! For a minute there I thought Meeko had gotten us tickets to Ellen! I was half way finished packing my bag when I figured it out. :(

*sigh*

Midday Escapades said...

I'm still getting over the "ass midget" thing or else I would have something really clever to say.

Oh, now I remember - yeah, I have to agree the cactus is getting annoying, and I have to admit I have jealous I'm not counting down to Mexico. :0(

Melissa said...

Fellow diet coke addict here. Seriously, I have bad bad problem over here LOL.. Cant wait for Ellen either!!

Melissa said...

Fellow diet coke addict here. Seriously, I have bad bad problem over here LOL.. Cant wait for Ellen either!!

Melissa said...

Fellow diet coke addict here. Seriously, I have bad bad problem over here LOL.. Cant wait for Ellen either!!

LMJ said...

I had a bully in elementary school. She was all developed and tall and sh*t. I was afraid of her. Then I met her again in high school. We were now the same height and my tits were bigger. I confronted her about all the times she made mylife miserable in grade school. She apologized and we became friends.

(I know this isn't the same thingyou might be going through, but this post it made me remember of her)

*sigh* I miss Diet Coke. It's been 3 years since I left her (yeah, it's a she)

Melissa said...

When are you going to see Ellen? Or should I know this and now I am apologizing for forgetting.

Heidi said...

LMAO at the bully, but gagging bout the diet coke. And seriously, who doesn't love Ellen? . . . that's what I thought.

Mad Woman said...

Bullies suck! Ellen rocks!

adrienzgirl said...

Diet Coke owns me. For real. It's not what would you do for a Klondike bar here. It's what wouldn't I do for a Diet Coke.

Um.....nothing. I would pretty much do anything for a soda...sad really.

The Blue Zoo said...

Diet Coke is awesome!!

Kimberly@PrettyPinkMomma said...

Great job on the weight loss! I used to be addicted to Diet Coke but my fat ass prefers Cherry Coke - much more calories! Bully's suck ass!

Epiphius said...

Hey, how're you gonna lose your ass midget eating popcorn with extra butter at an execution!? C'mon Chief! Get with it!! ;)

bri said...

Congrats on the poundage lost!
Love me some Ellen!
Giving up the juice can be a painful thing!

June Freaking Cleaver said...

Coke Zero is my crack. And if you can spare some sun, can you send it my way? This morning, it's all fog - I need sun!

And bullies are really cowards, preying on those whom they assume are weaker. My son never goes outside here, even the six year old little girls have hit him with a stick. Stupid white trash.

BigSis said...

I love them all! Just this weekend I told my 9 yr old to be sure to keep up in school so he didn't end up like the idiot manager at Lowe's.

Working Mommy said...

Wow...that is a very scary pic of Ellen...not gonna lie!!

~WM

Daffy said...

Wow....she got you too? Damn Diet Coke is one smooth bish!

Ellen...freakin' cracked me up!

The Manic Mommy said...

Diet Coke = The Devil! Oh and Foosball too! (Water Boy - LUVS it)

And holy shit - Ellen looks like shes high of crack and going to cut me! *Im Skeered!*

Have a great day girl - kick that ass midget's ass!

Danielle said...

stopping by from supahs. Those 4 day weekends are very hard to part from. Enjoy your week.

xoxo
Danielle

Shell said...

LOL @ you and your popcorn

Hair Bows &amp; Guitar Picks said...

I hate Bully's...well unless I am the bullly :) hahaha

M-Cat said...

C'mon, keep feeling Duke's ass, keep him on his toes.

And Diet coke = mother's milk.

Poolside with the Girls said...

welcome to the diet coke support group. My name is Poolside and live on diet coke....

Danica-Dragonfly said...

Beefy Chiefy, huh?

You crack me up.

Shana said...

Haha these are great. Love the one about the bully.

Corrie Howe said...

You think it will only be ten years? I think appeals for death sentences take that long...he still has to commit the crimes, police still have to discover, then the courts have to convict....I think 20 years is more realistic.

Ellen on Idol...should be something to watch.

HalfAsstic.com said...

HAHAHAHA! You're a nut! That's why I lourve you so much.

LeShel said...

loving your post its! Don't know what Ellen is up to though so I'll have to google it.

Mommy Lisa said...

Hmmm. Ass midget sounds like its days are numbered! ;)

L said...

And here I thought "Mexico Baby!" meant how long you had to have a baby that you conceived in Mexico!

Newest follower...lots of fun!

L

Mommyof2girlz said...

Awesome posties, sorry to hear about the bully, however LOVED the note to him. Stopping by from Supah's :)

Grand Pooba said...

Seriously, I hope blue sky is here to stay! Yeah, my husband is constantly telling me to feel his biceps/chest/shoulders, everything that he's worked out. UGH!

kys said...

Way to go on the 2lbs!

Krista said...

Diet coke...is there anything it can't do. Honestly there are days when I would trade one of my kids for a 6 pack.

Linda @ My Trendy Tykes said...

Keep on KEEPING ON!

You motivate me to go to the gym.

Scratch that...I am a liar.

I want to go (in my head) but never actually make it.

IMA BAD.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Don't you wish you could beat other people's kid's asses too?

Unknown Mami said...

Have you tried Coke Zero? I gave up soda decades ago, then my step dad gave me a Coke Zero.

inannasstar said...

Your blog put a big ass smile on my face this morning and I look forward to many many more.

CountessLaurie said...

I missed something... are you going to or did you go see Ellen?