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So let's get on with the PART-AY and knock this down brotha! (feeling a bit gettho today, can ya tell?
To my wonderful, amazing, dedicated boss whom I admire and look up to:
When I apologized for scheduling my yearly getaway during the busiest month of the year... and you politely smiled while I am sure your asscheeks were puckered:
What I Meant to Say Was...
I know you hate it when people take off of work for vacations.
But, I have to leave town in February!
If I don't then I will have no choice but to commit myself to a mental institution where they will put me in a rubber room with a straight jacket and xanax drip by IV. This would surely be a drain on the company medical expenses and would do no one any good... especially my nurses who will have to wipe my crack and give me sponges baths.(don't hurt people you don't even know!)
It is truly the best gift I can give you and the school... leaving you for 5 days so that you will have the joy of seeing me return refreshed (after a week of post vacay depression, of course).
and when I said I was leaving for Mexico this week...
What I meant to say is...
I'm taking THEM with me!
DBD is buying! WAHOOO! <------------------just totally kidding guys. You can't come.
So that's it for this edition of WIMTS! Please play this week and make me feel loved
Don't forget the 2nd episode of THE SKEW with Supah, Chief, Princess, JennFab and Mommy is in the Bathroom.
Topic this week...
WHAT DOES ROMANCE MEAN TO YOU?
Think about it, then grab the button from one of our sidebars and link up on Thursday!!
Oh! And just one more thing!
No funny business at my bloghouse while I'm gone either! I've hired a babysitter who is meaner than a starved pitbull with a hotdog up her ass.
She gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "A Spoonful of Sugar" so mind yer manners!
It's not always necessary to reach out and touch the ones you love when the middle finger will do... -Chief