I have an idea for a great new invention.... THE "GOODIE" SNAPPER-OFFER

I have a very important subject to discuss with everyone today that really pisses me off... LITERALLY!

I work in a building with nearly 70 employees. Four (4) of which are of the male species.

We all share one staff bathroom...Im totally serious...




You wanna see me go apeshit all over this joint?





Allow me to walk in to said bathroom and see this...









 I've decided to have some of these installed...


 Hopefully he won't trip on the chains







If we continue to have problems I may have to resort to inventing something like this....


The fear of having his "goodies" snapped off might make him rethink his absentmindedness



By the way... using my Madlock like detective skills, I've narrowed down the culprit of this atrocity to 1 of 4 people.  (I'm a genius huh?)

12 crazy comments. I'm still waiting for yours!:

Brittney said...

i need one of those at my house

VandyJ said...

The guys at my house do a pretty good job of getting the lid down, even if it is slammed down by the shorter of the two who use the facilities. Teaching the third member of the trio will start soon.

Eschelle said...

here's something you can share with em.... though it still hasn't managed to make my hubby put the damn lid down!

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/1839

The Good Luck Duck said...

For a man, the difference between a snapper offer and a SNAPPER-OFFER is the difference between a really good day and a really bad one.

Chief said...

Duck - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You win the comment of the day.

Daffy said...

My dad would tell you it was better to be pissed off than pissed on. I'm thinking that's probably on a day where he's taken his viagra and his shoes stayed dry....

Mrs A said...

i just make them go outside when i get really pissed off(hehe) :) stinky boys, and their dirty habits !
I just read your post on marriage guidance- anyone who tells you they are having reg sex, and love every minute of marriage are just lying!

M-Cat said...

I would believe the dumbass is likely someone whose name rhymes with Schmustin.

And why is your public service announcement gone? What the EFF?

TortugaRachel said...

I have only ever had to deal with that once from the males in my home. My scream was enough for them to learn VERY fast. Well, I have to admit, Hubby already knew. He had three sisters, he learned young!

Grand Pooba said...

Yeah, i like the last one the best.

mintifresh said...

That is one thing that makes me grateful for all girls!

Boy Mom said...

Chief, you are a genius, and where have I been the past months???

Duck, hillarious.