I guess I got a bunch of crap stored in my brain and I need to unload it
- So the Easter Bunny comes to our house on the Saturday before Easter. It's just they way he rolls.
He is also a lazy ass, obviously... case in point:
(A Facebook friend suggested I bring out the Christmas stockings... Im thinking about this very seriously.)
- Ive had a horrible pain in my neck (no, not just Duke) and in my shoulder. I went to a crackopractor.. it helped immensely... he told me to stop typing on a laptop from my recliner. I am not going back.
- Our housekeeper duties have been increased from bi-weekly to every week. Ive decided now that I am physically disabled<---remember my neck?---> I shouldn't be straining it by cleaning toilets.
- Spring time in a public K-9 school is like working in an insane asylum without the rubber rooms. Mark my words, someone will get throat punched before May 27th.
Jack was a genius in this role
- I bought a new bed<----remember the neck issue?. I found a steal at Costco and the only draw back is that I have to wait weeks for it to be delivered.
- Im more and more impatient with whining. Especially from those who are capable of making life changes but choose to bitch and complain instead. These people made decisions (or allowed others to make them in their stead) and now they feel the need to act victimized and picked on by society. I didn't make their bed... poop or get off the pot, or lie in the bed you made and shut the hell up. Being an ornery miserable person is just gonna get your ass kicked.
12 crazy comments. I'm still waiting for yours!:
I wish some of my folks would get a pain in the neck and switch me from every 2 weeks to every week.
I hope your neck gets to feeling better! Congrats on new bed...hope your neck likes it. :)
Lovvvve the Easster baskets!
The comment I made about hoping for my folks to get a pain....I didn't mean that.....I don't think.
I am jealous you get a new bed...and your house cleaned...not jealous of the whiners :) i've got 4 little whiners, but I love 'em like a mother :) not sure I could put up with other people's crap.
Yay for you posting!
It's a frickin Easter Miracle! The Chief has posted!
I told you not to see the stupid chiropractor - he just gave you news you're gonna ignore anyway.
YAY for a new bed. Make sure to lay down the rubber sheets and protect this one.
Hope that pain in your neck resolves soon!
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Neck pain totally sucks! I'm sorry!
Jealous of the new bed...soooo jealous!
And I looooove the Easter baskets! That's my kind of Easter bunny!
So wait. Are you saying there is something wrong with your neck? I'm not quite sure after reading all that... ;)
I kid I kid! I hope your neck shuts the hell up and stops hurting!
P.S. You should come enter my giveaway for a $50 Target GC! It's for a good cause!
I haven't been over for a while. I am glad to see you are still full of crap. He he he. You walked into that ya' know. Thanks for making me smile. This has been a poopy day.
Yay for your new bed! I hope your neck gets to feeling better!
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Haha! Have not been commenting for a while...but then, you have not been posting...lol
Hope by now you are minus a neck pain and plus a bed...
Oh neck pains are so irritating! I know..congrats for that new bed, surely would be a lot of help.. your writing is really witty, gets me up laughing..
I tell those losers "You made your poop, now lie in it!!" Sometimes I tell them "Poop or get off the bed!"
Roxanne
What a funny post, hope your neck is better.
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