I guess I got a bunch of crap stored in my brain and I need to unload it
- So the Easter Bunny comes to our house on the Saturday before Easter. It's just they way he rolls.
He is also a lazy ass, obviously... case in point:
(A Facebook friend suggested I bring out the Christmas stockings... Im thinking about this very seriously.)
- Ive had a horrible pain in my neck (no, not just Duke) and in my shoulder. I went to a crackopractor.. it helped immensely... he told me to stop typing on a laptop from my recliner. I am not going back.
- Our housekeeper duties have been increased from bi-weekly to every week. Ive decided now that I am physically disabled<---remember my neck?---> I shouldn't be straining it by cleaning toilets.
- Spring time in a public K-9 school is like working in an insane asylum without the rubber rooms. Mark my words, someone will get throat punched before May 27th.
Jack was a genius in this role
- I bought a new bed<----remember the neck issue?. I found a steal at Costco and the only draw back is that I have to wait weeks for it to be delivered.
- Im more and more impatient with whining. Especially from those who are capable of making life changes but choose to bitch and complain instead. These people made decisions (or allowed others to make them in their stead) and now they feel the need to act victimized and picked on by society. I didn't make their bed... poop or get off the pot, or lie in the bed you made and shut the hell up. Being an ornery miserable person is just gonna get your ass kicked.
